corrupt a wish!

[turtlefrost]

this is basically a game where you get to crush other member's dreams and desires. it's all in good fun of course.

example:
person 1: i wish i had a cat

person 2: granted, but the cat dies the next day

and so on and so forth!

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i wish we can get more characters around here

[shade]

Granted, but none of the characters will thread with you! DUN DUN DUNNN.

I wish I always had fantastic muse.

[gray]

Granted, but then you eventually have no posts to reply to and whenever you start a new thread no one replies to them and whenever you join a new roleplaying site still no one replies to your threads and eventually your head blows up from too much muse and no outlet. :3

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

[LITTLEBERRY]

granted, but now it strains the rest of your body.

i wish i could finish making characters.

[cloudtail]

granted, however you cannot stop making characters now and soon become overwhelmed.

i wish my mom was more accepting of me

[cindermist]

granted, but then she becomes too smothering and is always involved in everything you do and won't leave you to your own or give any advice because you know what's right to do.

i wish exams didn't require so much preparation.

[cloudtail]

granted, but you soon become too lazy to prepare at all.

i wish for life to actually be fair.

[broken]

Granted, but life becomes boring when everything works out the way you want it to and you fall into a coma

I wish cats were easier to find pictures for

[turtlefrost]

granted, but now you can't find the one you want.

i wish i wasn't so tired.

[SILVERPAW]

Granted!
But now you are never tired and will never be able to find sleep again.

I wish I could draw better.